False Prophet

Michelle might not have a God complex, but she sees herself as some sort of a genuine religious icon. Sometimes martyr, othertimes prophet, her later contentions that her Yoshi's sermon wasn't her own views on the Biblical reaction to homosexuality that she was sharing are bogus. She bought into the born-again concept of God as a hater, and they're her views too.

 

Insult to Injury

People who question Michelle's hateful words are met with childish taunting, finger pointing, but mostly petty and juvenile insults. Sometimes entire groups of people are given a nickname, other times individuals are hit with the dullest wit the Internet has ever seen. Trying to engage Michelle Shocked in a mature debate is like trying to find a club that will book Michelle Shocked to perform: An impossibility. Playground analogies all apply.

Ninnys

 Gnats

 Ciphers

 Whores

 Trolls

 Poopyheads

 Fascists

 Sugarclit

Pussies

 

The Blame Game

Michelle Shocked refuses to take any responsibility for the problems she now faces. From psycho conspiracy theories to uncleverly nicknamed individuals, it is everybody's fault but hers. Here is a small sample of Michelle's wild accusations.

 

Twitter

 Big Data

 A lynch mob

 The LGBT community

 Professional Homosexuals

Brainwashed people

 LGBT minions

 Her audience

Guilt By Association

Who else calls Michelle Shocked a fan, and who does Michelle Shocked consider a friend? Here are a few examples:

Edward Ditmars, aka Ed The Honest, a former actor who nobody in Hollywood will work with since he went public with his hatred of gays, blaming them for war, bank fraud, and his inability to have sex with Paris Hilton. In addition to frequent interactions with Ed on Twitter, Michelle has hung out with him IRL.

 

 

Quad Fin Rider, aka QuadFins4Fun, is a lunatic of the worst kind. He's a two-faced buffoon who decries and attacks anybody on Twitter who doesn't use their real name, all the while he refuses to use his real name. He's an insult comic, minus the comic, a troll who admits to hanging out in bars in search of the drunkest women he can take advantage of. In his spare time, he RTs Tweets from activists in the hopes of bedding them.

 

Perrin Blackman, aka FreestateKansas, is a tutor at a university in Kansas. Perrin wrote a fictional account of Michelle Shocked defending her hate speech, basically a collection of Michelle's excuses and conspiracy theories. Meanwhile, she threatens people on Michelle's behalf and makes derogatory jokes about gays.

 

 

 

 

Jaimito Conchito, aka OUeightONE2, is a cyberbully. No better word to describe a monster like him. A few months ago, when the aforementioned Jeff Bruce Cohn threatened to rape someone, Jaimito set to work trying to locate her, then he fed the information to Jeff. To be clear: He made himself an accessory to an attempted rape.

Michelle's "Knight In Shining Armor"

Who has come to Michelle Shocked's defense? Michelle's number one fan is named Jeff Bruce Cohn. He's a mentally unstable psycho from New Jersey who believes all gays are evil, has a vendetta against Howard Stern, and has rape fantasies and violent tendencies. He has created nearly 100 Twitter accounts since March 2013, "defending" Michelle Shocked. His preferred form of defense is to threaten, to physically threaten, any who challenge or question Michelle Shocked. From rape to other forms of assault, his propensity for violent threats has gotten him suspended dozens of times, but he keeps coming back to threaten again and again. All of the following quotes are from one sick, sad individual, Michelle Shocked's number one fan.

 

 

  

On Feb. 22, 2014, Jeff Bruce Cohn began posting comments on this blog, and it quickly became obvious that limiting him to 140 characters limited the level of crazy. Here he has composed Unabomber-like manifestos (including threats "You have no idea what kind of dangerous game you're playing with me..."). While I have no interest in being threatened by a wannabe rapist, I'm allowing these posts as continued evidence of what Michelle Shocked and her fanbase have been reduced to.

Now, before you say Michelle can hardly be held responsible for what her fans say or do, Michelle Shocked regularly eggs on her sycophants, encouraging vulgarity and violence, through Tweets and RTs.