"Laugh riot" of the day

Reading the latest conspiratorial rantings found on Perrin Blackman and Michelle Shocked's blog - this time centered around me - all I can do is laugh in the face of their mania.

I'd like to say to whomever is supposedly paying me, you're ten months late. And considering Michelle Shocked's attack dogs have repeatedly threatened to rape me, I'm going to want a raise.

Of course, the real reason Michelle Shocked launched another online attack\tirade is because yet another of her proposed tours has been canceled. Since the United States has rejected her as a nation, she tried to locate remote clubs in the UK who either hadn't heard of her or hadn't heard of the controversy she surrounded herself in last year. Michelle hoped they'd be desperate enough to book what they assumed was a known act from across the pond. Though a few clubs bought into her lies, once they saw through her bullshit they eventually all backed out.

Michelle lost her entire US tour in March after what transpired at Yoshi's, and her European tour was lost shortly thereafter (Michelle concocted a series of elaborate lies on Twitter at the time, pretending she was overseas when she was really posting from her home... it was one of the most pathetic things I've ever witnessed on Twitter). She's now lost a third tour, this time in the United Kingdom. I can only assume she plans to visit Russia next.

I can forgive Michelle's petulant words and antics towards me. Internally, she desperately needs to blame others for her own failings. I'm just one of a long line of individuals. When she runs out of other people to blame, maybe she will finally see who is really at fault in her life. Until then, love continues to triumph over hate, and that is reason to celebrate.

Since according to Michelle Shocked I am your leader and you all do my bidding, here are my instructions for you: Try to find a reason to laugh today. Laugh in the face of a bigot. Laugh in the face of a homophobe. They are small-minded dolts who don't deserve to be taken seriously. Mock their ignorance and stupidity. They are on the losing side of history, as has been proven time and time again in recent years. We have laughed "the world's greatest homophobe" off the stage, literally. We exposed her bullying tactics and laughed at her tantrums and childish insults. So keep laughing, keep refusing to let bigots have a seat at the adult's table. Send a message to them that if they want to be taken seriously, they need to grow up.

Michelle Shocked's self diagnosis

Here are a few posts Michelle puked out a day or so before her account was suspended again. It is common knowledge she doesn't listen to what others say, so obviously she's in no position to be critical of anybody's behavior, not even those of a lunatic she helped to create. What I saw as she posted was an uncanny description of Michelle's own behavior over the last 10 months. If you aren't familiar with how Twitter works, these posts are intended to be read from the bottom to the top.

 

 

 

It would seem Twitter has finally dealt Michelle a permanent suspension. Though that means I'll have fewer opportunities to prove just how whacked out and full of hate she has become, it is the best thing that could have happened to her. Every time she opens her mouth or posts on Twitter, it adds fuel to the fire that ended her career. I won't claim to know what it would take to heal her personal problems, but her chances of rebuilding a career are better if she can avoid making public statements. In the meantime, these posts serve as an excellent summary of who she has become and how far she has to go.

If Michelle Shocked is right and the entire rest of the world is wrong...

... what would it mean?

To begin with, it would mean there is a powerful and massive conspiracy among the engineers and founders of Google, the LGBT community, and mainstream media. However, this vast conspiracy isn't designed to rule Metropolis, collapse world economies, or kill James Bond. This conspiracy exists solely to destroy the career and personal life of Michelle Shocked.

For Michelle to be right, the following needed to take place prior to her concert at Yoshi's:

• Google engineers had to work tirelessly to delete any recent evidence on the internet of pro-gay statements made by Michelle
• The gay community had to raise money to buy tickets and recruit an audience to attend (and eventually storm out of) Michelle Shocked's concert
• Journalists from San Francisco to London had to be standing by to write about a concert given by an obscure folks singer whose last hit record was in a different century

Of course, all of this hinged on Michelle Shocked saying or doing something fundamentally flawed on stage. I mean, had Michelle Shocked only sung songs, there'd have been no hate speech to bootleg. In other words, had she done the job she had been paid to do, no conspiracy could have worked against her. Michelle has a theory about that, too. Michelle, you see, somehow knew about this conspiracy ahead of time. And Michelle hatched her own plan. She decided the best way to entrap those conspiring against her was to do exactly what they all wanted her to do.

Yes, the success of the conspiracy depended on Michelle Shocked walking onto a stage in a gay friendly club in a gay friendly city and openly attacking gays. Michelle Shocked would have to plan, in advance, a series of dogmatically based insults against LGBT. Then, in what Sarah Palin would describe as her "gotcha" moment, Michelle would unleash those hateful words. But if Michelle is right, that isn't the most clever part of Michelle Shocked's ruse.

The clever part is when the world's attention turned to her Twitter feed, she would not immediately reveal the conspiracy. Nor did she bother to mention it when she had multiple opportunities to be interviewed by journalists in and out of the mainstream. No, the clever bit - the bit nobody saw coming - was that she would keep insulting people on Twitter. Michelle verbally abused fans of hers who supported her for 25 years. And when she revealed the conspiracy to her remaining Twitter followers (the ones who hadn't unfollowed or blocked her, the ones she hadn't blocked, the ones who hadn't moved on to other things) she then cleverly continued insulting gays, blacks, Jews, and small sick children dressed as Batman.

Even though she did all of this to show the truth to the world, she deleted more than 6,000 posts on Twitter, making it impossible for any fans or journalists to see what she wanted them to see. She compared herself to Lenny Bruce, but I don't recall Lenny Bruce burning his own records so nobody could hear what he had to say. But if Michelle is right, then she's Lenny Bruce. I guess.
The conspiracy changed as the months dragged on. Suddenly, the conspiracy included YouTube and a woman who posted a video of Michelle speaking between songs at a concert a few years prior to Yoshi's. And just as suddenly the conspiracy was about the stolen intellectual property of all musicians everywhere. Spotify was now named as a coconspirator alongside all bloggers and Margaret Cho and club owners across the United States and Europe. Naturally her former manager had to have been in on the conspiracy as well, as were several of her IRL friends.

If Michelle is right, then the only people who see her rightness are a tutor in Kansas, a wannabe rapist in New Jersey, a homophobe in Hollywood, and two cowards who lack the courage of their convictions to add their real names to their real threats. Everyone else who heard her Yoshi's outbursts thought they were mean-spirited, anti-gay, born-again rhetoric. If Michelle is right, telling her audience to Tweet that God hates f*ggots is a kind thing to say. Telling them that gay marriage will usher in the rapture was sweet.

 

If Michelle is right, hate speech such as the n-word can be reclassified as art.

 

If Michelle is right, phrases like "f*ck f*gs" would have to be considered a punchline instead of an insult.

But if Michelle is right, why issue not one but two printed apologies?

And if Michelle is right, why apologize a third time on Piers Morgan's show?

If Michelle is right, why did she state the backlash against her (for something she has stated she planned specifically to cause a backlash and attract attention) is unwarranted?

If Michelle was right, why would she advocate NOT trusting Christians (something she claims to be)?

If Michelle was right, why does she regret wasting the last nine months of her life?

If Michelle was right, why hasn't she proven a single word of what she's claimed? None of her IRL gay or black friends have risen to defend her character. Her church won't publicly stand with her. Interviews she conducted years ago cite her calling herself "the world's greatest homophobe" and include her making anti-gay remark about homosexuality being a sin. Her long-term boyfriend left her a few months ago, but when he was with her he didn't speak out in support of her. Her brother has a Twitter account, but he hasn't come to her defense. If Michelle Shocked is right, wouldn't somebody who knows her come to her aid? In other words, if Michelle is right, her friends, her church, her lover, and her family must also be part of the conspiracy against her.

 

If you stand by Michelle Shocked, you have to believe all of the above is true and you must have answers for all of the above questions. If you do, please comment below and tell me. Unlike Perrin Blackman's farcical blog of lies, I encourage those who disagree to speak up and offer evidence that supports any of Michelle Shocked's righteousness. Because if Michelle is right, there must be somebody out there who can prove it.